I've never had a problem with clowns. Oh there was the occasional creep out (Stephen Kings "IT" comes to mind), but I've never been one to freak out when I see a clown. Not when I was a kid, not when I was an adult. Bozo. Krusty. Red Skelton. All lovable. And Killer Klowns From Outer Space? One of the best Halloween movies ever. So no, I'm not one of those that gets scared by clowns.
Well, until now. For some reason Halloween of 2015 seems to be rampant with scary clowns. From masks to pathway markers, clowns seem to be the it (no pun intended) Halloween scare. And for some reason, I'm totally creeped out by all the creepy clowns. I don't like them, I don't like them at all. Somewhere along the way, my clown tolerance decide to hide, and the Killer Clowns decided to come out to play. I think I may have to stay inside this year and not venture out. Cuz the clowns are going to come out to play. I repeat, the clowns are going to come out to play. Run. Hide. Do not except those tied into animals balloons. It's a trick. And if you happen to be one of those (until now likable) folks that have clown paintings all over your house? Um, it was nice knowing you. Make the clowns go away.
