Last year seemed to be the year of the clown (I posted about it here). I found many scary clown items that would work perfect to scare folks on my favorite holiday. But...something weird happened, and I had a moment of insanity...I became "clown adverse". The mere sight of them made my skin crawl. Thankfully it was a momentary lapse, and I am all for scary clowns this year. Alas, through some weird twist of fate, the entire world has become clown adverse. All those great clown Halloween decorations are no longer as prevalent on store shelves. Companies are taking clown costumes off their websites and no longer selling or renting them. Even cute little Ronald McDonald who couldn't scare a flea has had to go into hiding. I am disapoint. I will have to put all my scary clown decorations and costumes away until the world rights itself and allows scary clowns again. Of course, one scary clown decoration might have slipped through and could possibly end up frightening a small child...or it's adult escort. Take a chance? Just come by my house on Halloween!