So when I first read that there was something called a "wine tassel" my mind went straight to the gutter. Thoughts of something that had more of a place in a strip club than your dining room table crossed my mind. But I found out a wine tassel is actually clothing for your wine bottle. Think of it as a disguise. Might be a good thing if you plan on tossing back a few glasses of vino at your kids Halloween party without being too obvious. Hide your wine bottles in a wine tassel!
Seriously. Clothing for your wine. The mind boggles.