Sometimes it's all about wearing the appropriate item. I'm not allowed to wear t-shirts to work, so I couldn't wear this there. Nor do I usually wear t-shirts when I'm running around buying groceries. No, I wear t-shirts when I'm at the gym. And I think this would be the perfect thing to wear while I'm sweating off my pounds next to that thin, probably eats air, not a speck of fat on her entire body creature that jogs, no runs like a cheetah, next to me (with heaving, damn the girl they are natural, breasts bouncing in rhythm). Or maybe I should wear this to my doctors office the next time he wants to check my blood pressure and I can just smile and look down at my t-shirt when the doc says "your blood pressure is a bit high". For whatever reason, I just need to wear this t-shirt. Actually, I want to live in this t-shirt because it is me and I am it and quite frankly pork rules.
Thanks to Carl and Serious Eats for bringing this fashionable shirt to my attention. To get one of your own go here. You can also find a great apron for that BBQ grillin' man in your house along with various other Pig Butchering Guide items.
Hello family? My birthday is soon!!!! Take a hint!